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Joke of the Day

"JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]"

"I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan"

"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"

"hey tomorrow you could be hit in the head by a block of cheese so frickin live ur life today before you have to wear ice on ur head tomorrow"

"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None"

"Your Honor, these 52 selfies on my clients phone at the precise moment of the crime prove that my client can only be guilty of narcissism."

"5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son"

"Qui-gon: You will give me the parts Watto: I'm immune to mind tricks Qui: Are you immune to lightsabers? Watto: I will give you the parts"

"Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt"