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Joke of the Day
"Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs."
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"What did the right nut say to the left nut? This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!"
"Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
"What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day."
"I want to pass away peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandpa did. Not screaming in a car crash like the passengers in his car."
"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."
"[job interview] Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja? Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*"
"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."
"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."
"What do you call a masturbating pickle? Jerkin' Gherkin"