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Joke of the Day
"Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs."
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"I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"What's the difference between Finebros and Humiliation pornstars? Humiliation pornstars get the money they want."
"I wonder if people with eye patches thought it was all fun and games."
"I had sex in French class once. She was on *la verge* of cumming."
"Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard."
"Refrigerator ice dispensers are perfect for those times when you need either zero or 5000 ice cubes."
"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"
"What do you call a house that changes every month? A Werehouse."
"- Grandpa, you still have sex with grandma? - Yes, but oral, only. - What do you mean, only oral? - I say ""Fuck you!"" and she says - ""Fuck you, too!"""