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Joke of the Day
"I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted"
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"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Well then how did you get your feet in them?"
"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
"What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net? Well man it's been reel."
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."
"What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality."
"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."
"if you don't like my new 'southern belle' style of talking i got half a mind to give you the vapors"
"How do you get down from an elephant? You dont. You get down from a duck."
"What do good dragons read when they are pregnant? How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is."