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Joke of the Day

"My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!"

"The lady behind me in line at Target was frustrated I was writing a check, so I got out a feather pen and ink bottle and did it right."

"Why do black people have nightmares? The cops killed the ones that had a dream"

"All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing."

"Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles."

"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"

"If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch."

"What is the difference between a dog thermometer and a human thermometer? the taste"

"Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat! Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!"

"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"