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Joke of the Day

"9 year-old attempts to follow a recipe: ""It says here to separate the eggs. How far apart do they have to be?"""

"What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee? Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee."

"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."

"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."

"Clark Kent ""I have a confession"" Lois Lane ""what is it?"" *Clark removes his glasses* Lois ""Is it a bird?"" Clark ""WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"""

"Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils. When asked about it, they replied, ""It's unbollweevible."""

"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"

"What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do? ...Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog"

"What do you call someone who is good at fishing? A Master Baiter."

"What idiot called it a meal of light colored carnival bus tickets of appropriate price and not a fair fair fair fare fare"