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Joke of the Day
"girl [smiling]: hey, how are you!? me [visibly nervous]: not much!"
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"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."
"What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow? Abandonment."
"Sometimes if I trip on a crack I act like it's no biggie by breaking into a jog and don't stop until I'm in a new city with a new life."
"My coworker was like ""I love kids! Can't finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!"" And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5."
"""Hacker"" simply means ""a person who is skilled with computers."" To describe a computer criminal, use ""Linux user."""
"Based on how poorly this burrito was wrapped, I assume it was made by the one person at Taco Bell that has never rolled a blunt."
"When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, ""name two pronouns."" I said, "" who, me?"""
"Cemetery joke Man walks into a cemetery- ""You have any openings?"" The graves keeper nods ""Lots!"""
"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"""