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Joke of the Day

"Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face."

"If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job."

"An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons"

"One of the good things about trump winning... We get to see Amy schumer leave."

"Before sliced bread there was no greatest thing."

"I ended up in jail the other night and the guys across from me had glued themselves together... It was very confusing."

"Going back to work in 10 mins. When I'm back, this better be front page, Reddit."

"What is a Freudian slip? A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother."

"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."

"Have you ever seen the movie called ""Constipated""? Well it never came out."