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Joke of the Day

"79% of people don't know the opposites of these 6 words. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down Are YOU the 21%?"

"Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors? Because they all shot pilots."

"WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION TO HAVE UGLY BABIES? I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR MOM."

"Interesting that the homeless population is down and now there is a big sale of unlabeled meat at the grocery store."

"Oscar Pistorius found guilty of murder Police say he is now on the run."

"I was going to tell a suicide bomber joke, but I feel that it would just blow up in my face."

"Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?"

"Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds."

"I Have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."