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Joke of the Day

"Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?"

"2 lepers playing poker... 1 throws his hand in, the other laughs his head off."

"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent."

"Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her."

"Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."

"Best joke ever I used to cry when my dad cut up onions Onions was a good dog"

"I started teaching rednecks Spanish Se habla espan ya'll"

"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship. This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien."