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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a suicide bomber joke, but I feel that it would just blow up in my face."
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"'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' The pilot."
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"Peace in the Middle East, bruh! Hah, yah right..."
"dollar store pregnancy test instructions say to pee on the stick then wait 9 months"
"Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell ""Hogwash!"""
"A proton walks into a bar and orders a dr pepper no ice The bartender replies with ""are you positive?"""
"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"
"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."
"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"