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Joke of the Day

"some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels"

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"Why is George Bush always on the bottom when having sex? Because he can only fuck up!"
"The secret episode. ""Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"" ^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this"
"So, I accidentally sent a picture of my d&#k to everyone in my address book today Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."
"How can you tell that your dog just gave birth? It is now a parent."
"So Hillary Clinton logs into her e-mail [deleted]"
"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"
"A national monument to those brave online heroes who were ""First!"" in comments."
"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"
"another car tip: once a month, open the hood and rip out one thing. most of the engine is decorative and weighs down your car"