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Joke of the Day

"The secret episode. ""Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"" ^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this"

"Maybe your d*ck is so small because half of it is in your personality."

"Boss ""Are you high?"" Me ""If I was high could I do this?"" *Inserts a USB into it's port the right way up 1st time"""

"What do you call a butthurt white guy? A salty cracker."

"""asparagai"" is what i call multiple asparagus, but don't take my word for it. get your own word for multiple asparagus"

"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom."

"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."

"How do doctors treat mesothelioma? Asbestos they can."

"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."

"I tried playing hide-n-seek with my friends newborn and now I'm not allowed back inside that hospital :("