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Joke of the Day

"Don't let him know you're a hologram. Don't let him know you're a hologram. Interviewer: You've got the job! *extends hand* Me: Dammit"

"What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? ""It's crepe"""

"How do Icelandic dogs bark? Bjork Bjork"

"What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out."

"How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, and the rest are true stories."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"

"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"

"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""

"What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? ""Smells Like Teen Spirits"""