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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell that your dog just gave birth? It is now a parent."
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"What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents? An elf driving car"
"No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute."
"The virgin I like my men like I like my sci-fi movies... to boldly go where no man has gone before!"
"Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop? Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)"
"What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS*** Popeyes!"
"[on a speed date] USUALLY I PREFER COCAINE BUT WOW"
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"
"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."
"India's population before the blackout was 1.2 Billion....After the blackout it's supposed to grow by another 300 million:)"