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Joke of the Day

"So, I accidentally sent a picture of my d&#k to everyone in my address book today Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."

"TIFU by clicking on a link that read ""Click to see something unexpected!"" Spanish Inquisition."

"I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.."

"Me: time for bed Brain: yeah I'm tired too M: really? wow we may actually get some slee- B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?"

"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Me: This relationship is what? Over."

"What is the collective noun for three dyslexics? A riot."

"Jokes about stuttering are a big big no no"

"I had a fight once. ""You should see the other guy!"" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple."

"When going out invite your friends with extra chromosomes. ....theyll always be down"

"What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called? Hindsight is 2020"