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Joke of the Day

"So, I accidentally sent a picture of my d&#k to everyone in my address book today Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."

"Avoid the horror of watching your children's nativity this year by using a condom approximately six years before you have to attend."

"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."

"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."

"Seriously, soup? If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar."

"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."

"How many figures does a stripper make? I don't know, but it's not a father figure."

"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."

"What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin? You flipper!"

"Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" Teacher:"" Of course not."" Student: ""Good, because I haven't done my homework."""