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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"

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"5: let's play the quiet game. Me: Okay 5: ready..? Start. Me: 5: Me: 5: whoever talks first is the loser."
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