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Joke of the Day

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar...."

"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"What do you call a mentally challenged Jew? Auschwistic"

"What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 7 trees:)"

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"

"Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is? T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic"

"Secondary market that lets people sell their excess Twitter characters."

"Ok so we get a deaf cat hear me out."

"""Ride or die"" seems a bit dramatic. I'm looking for a ""ride or maybe go our separate ways if things aren't working out."""

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."