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Joke of the Day
"I recently got a job at the recycling plant But it's soda pressing."
Next Joke
"You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace"
"Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."
"Why is Santa so Jolly? Cause he knows where all the bad girls live."
"My desires are... unconventional. (Hands you a phone and makes you call my boss and quit my job for me)"
"Need to build an Ark? I Noah man..."
"My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle."
"Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?"
"How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected."
"the good news is the doctor says I'm healthy as a horse, the bad news is she still uses large farm animals to describe me...."