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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa so Jolly? Cause he knows where all the bad girls live."
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"What do you call a slutty dinosaur? A tricerathot"
"What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game."
"I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part."
"Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons? 4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons?! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons"
"""This love triangle is WAY too complicated"" Pythagoras' other woman"
"What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants Noel-ephants..."
"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"
"A set of jumper cables walks into a bar The waiter looks at him and says "" I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ... and doesn't"