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Joke of the Day

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles"

"I use a sword to argue with people. They usually get my point."

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said ""People are a prototype"" and I was too scared to ask what he meant."

"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well."

"Have you seen www.square.com? No I haven't got around to it."

"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."

"Have a baby hold your cigarette for a minute and everybody loses their shit!"

"Student: What is the chance we are alone in the universe? Professor: Astronomical."

"My Cheesy Redneck Joke Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me. *Average Potatos?* Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters."