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Joke of the Day

"Little Red Riding Hood sure took a long time to realize the talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandma."

"Two Facebook addicts walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says.... ...nothing"

"Young lady to father ""Daddy when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "" ""Dentist"" ""Why father ?"" ""We have only one heart but 32 teeth!"""

"[interviewing for job as assassin] Me: I only have 1 rule Interviewer: lemme guess. No women or kids Me: huh? No, I just won't work weekends"

"""Jess is coming over"" ""Jess who indiscriminately murders people or-"" *Gets stabbed to death* ""Yes"""

"What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ? Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner"

"Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal"

"There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide everything into two categories, and those that don't."

"What does it mean when a blind girl says you have a big penis? She's probably just pulling your leg!"

"Someone stoly my Microsoft Office And they're gonna pay. You have my Word."