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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!"

"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."

"Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!"

"im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!"

"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."

"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby. Apparently that's not allowed if the baby is yours."

"I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week."

"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."