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Joke of the Day
"What does eating an old lady out taste like? Depends."
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"Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese. Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery."
"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."
"Any man that believes women are ""the weaker sex"" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blanket on a cold winter's night."
"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."
"Donald Trump is a Mac user... He's not a fan of PC culture"
"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."
"So many words sound the same When someone calls you from a homophone."
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"" Doctor says ""you have an abscess"" Man says ""how do you know?"" Doctor says ""because abscess makes the fart go Honda"""
"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? Klondike"