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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I had bad taste, but then I met my girlfriend and now I know what someone with bad taste really looks like."

"I'm going to leave the presents out and hide my kids in the closet until Christmas."

"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"

"In my opinion Scotland should be independent, otherwise Mel Gibson died for nothing"

"Aggressiveness is in the eye of the beholder. Until he punches you in the face. Then aggressiveness is inbetween the eyes of the beholder."

"Adam & Eve What did Adam say to Eve when She Threatened to Leave him? ""Can I Have My Rib Back?"""

"Cell phone. Recliner. Beer. Not at work. This homeless guy is living the dream from what I can tell."

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"

"Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer."

"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."