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Joke of the Day

"Any man that believes women are ""the weaker sex"" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blanket on a cold winter's night."

"Don't mind me. Just over here shaking my phone like a Magic 8-Ball, trying to get the screen to rotate back."

"I've been a dad for 5+ years now but I finally feel like I've really made it. This happened earlier today: Aaron: Dad, Michael's eating the wrapper! Me: Eating the wrapper?! That's Ludicrous!"

"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"

"What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season"

"(NSFW) Whats cute, red, bubbly, and likes to scratch at windows. a baby in a microwave"

"What's a cows favorite type of tv show A cows favorite type of tv show is animoo... I'm bad at jokes"

"I always used to think my parents are like siblings' sounds so much better than, my parents are, like, siblings.'"

"I have been playing DotA2 all day... My whole dagon"