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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a black man that flies an airplane? a pilot you racist fuck"
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"Never look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she wouldn't have become a princess."
"I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day."
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
"*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait* omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall"
"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""
"Age is just the number of hours I'm hungover for."
"What's Scoobys birthstone? Ruuuubbbby?"
"Today I've smoked 2 packs of cigs, eaten only deep-fried foods & took the seatbelts out of my truck. Free healthcare is going to be awesome."
"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."