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Joke of the Day
"Why is tomorrow like your girlfriend. It never comes."
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"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"
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"Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says ""oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh aaahhhh "" and the second monkey says "" well put more cold in"" ."
"What does David Bowie get at the supermarket? Can-cer"
"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""
"My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets I cant believe Gav is gone."
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"RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality"