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Joke of the Day

"The worst part about blind dates is trying to find a restaurant with menus in braille."

"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."

"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."

"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"

"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."

"I'd like to thank my neighbors Who have always been by my side"

"Brett Favre reveals 'scary' memory loss says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball"

"People always go, ""Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?"" We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why."

"I'm dating a half-Asian girl. Her mom's Korean and her dad's Korean, and her legs got torn off in a car accident. - Dan Mintz"