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Joke of the Day

"What's your best pick up line? Cocaine Edit:spelling"

"Me: excuse me, but I can't taste the alcohol Clerk: all smoothies are non alcoholic here. Me: YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOURSELF A BAR THEN!"

"What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? Pretty fucking funny."

"I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children. They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!"

"Where can I find that ""4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards"" Birthday Card? I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place"

"What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? A full set of teeth."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.."

"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I never saw that woman in my life."

"I have a friend who is pregnant. Trouble is, she slept around so much that she has no idea who the mother is."

"I'm not very good with pets. I had a pet rock once, but it ran away."