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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione? Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch"
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"I used to work in a bakery, didn't really enjoy it and the pay wasn't great... I just kneaded the dough I'm sorry, I'll leave now..."
"- I'm your son's teacher and I'm calling to tell you that he may be a compulsive liar. - And a damn good one. I don't have any sons."
"I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay. Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'."
"A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack."
"My wife likes to look at my face while we have sex. So i gave her a picture of me for when she goes out."
"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"
"Bought a new Shakespeare sat-nav - It gets me from A to B or not to B."
"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."
"Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?"