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Joke of the Day
"Bought a new Shakespeare sat-nav - It gets me from A to B or not to B."
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"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows? I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"
"I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed."
"thought i wanted to die but turns out i was just hungry"
"a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals"
"Action Dan here, so I read a book on Stockholm syndrome. I didn't like it at first but I have to finish a book I start, by the end I was really into it."
"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"
"The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end."
"My 5yo is a pretty good drawer but there's only so many t-shirts you can fit into a tiny person."
"I once thought about write a book, but quit before I even started. It was a novel idea."