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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay. Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'."

"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"

"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"

"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."

"I was working on a new rape joke, but i couldn't get the punchline to flow right. It just came off sounding too forced."

"Open books don't get judged by their covers."

"I'm so happy Leonardo finally got an award, he was such a brilliant inventor and painter."

"Michelle Obama had an awesome speech tonight... I wonder how long we'll have to wait for Malinia Trump to steal it. The part about her black daughters will be awkward."

"It's amazing how few people list ""The Hospital"" as their emergency contact."

"How do you know Putin's doing well this election? He's taking over the Poles."