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Joke of the Day
"You never hear about a new ghost. ""Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday."""
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"I really should learn to say ""congratulations"" instead of ""are you keeping it?"""
"How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall? B 52."
"I saw an old man being beaten up by a two men in masks. I decided to help... We beat the crap out of him."
"wife calls and says ""i think the carburetor is flooded"" experienced husband starts from the top. ""honey, where is the car?"" ""at the bottom of the pool"""
"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"
"Can't Sleep Whenever my son can't sleep I tell him to count backwards from 100 to 0. He usually gets to about 80 before I pass out and can't hear anymore. Works every time."
"What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't here a vitamin."
"Saw a documentary on rim-jobs last night. It was very tongue-in-cheek."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor."