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Joke of the Day

"Woman: Come over. Man: I am coming over. Woman: We should stop using walkie talkies in bed over."

"Your mama is so ugly that... when she has sexual relations with an animal, it's not beastiality, it's animal cruelty."

"How many light bulbs does it take to change people?"

"Heading to a pumpkin patch with a cheeseburger. When pumpkins see me eating meat, they let their guard down. They never see it coming."

"I'm gonna vote for Trump at elections... Cuz I a'int ever seen a president assassinated"

"Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one? B: You can have both A: Three"

"Yo momma's so dumb... ...she voted for Trump."

"If a hipster falls in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it before."

"What do you find in a church's bathroom? Holy shit."

"What makes perfect sense? The U.S. mint (cents)"