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Joke of the Day

"I will not be stepping down as moderator for this sub-reddit, and here is why. I wasn't one in the first place."

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"{Father & son fishing} DAD: Son, I don't say this nearly enough... SON: *smiles* Yeah? DAD: ...I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim."