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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls get so moody when they're on their periods? It's such an ovary action."
Next Joke
"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy."
"How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key."
"What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes? A screwdriver"
"Reminder guys: if a girl undresses in front of you don't just keep saying ""this is terrific"" over and over again ok"
"I just love the new minecraft update. It's groundbreaking."
"How does Samuel L Jackson create fire with an orange? He uses Pulp Friction"
"How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? Using the snipping tool"
"Did you hear Jesus was pissed about his birthday gifts? He was pretty incensed by the whole ordeal."