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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"

"6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous."

"Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word ""hotshot."""

"What is a Jewish delima? A free ham."

"We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the ""party"" isn't the surprise."

"Why is six afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender..."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, feminists can't change anything."

"Of course you can trust me with your secret. *Calls local news team"

"I'm not racist, I hate ALL black people."

"Where does a digital photographer hang his work? On a jpeg."