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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes? A screwdriver"

"TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis Edit: GOD DANG IT"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Staple a frog to his forehead"

"What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane? BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD"

"2 dudes Came here to tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it."

"What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics? None, even if you win, you're still retarded."

"What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up"

"Everyone needs that one friend that will promise to redraw your chalk outline to make you look skinnier."

"On their 30th anniversary Patty turns to Mary, tears in his eyes, and says Mary, you've added so much texture to my life... it's been rough."

"Be the person your dog thinks you are. A gentle lover."