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Joke of the Day

"Trumps plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans in their country"

"Why are there gay aliens on mars? Because curiosity got the best of them."

"Every club is a strip club, if you have the money. Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you have the balls."

"What's a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Fetta"

"I can speak more than one vagina I'm bicunnilingual"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"

"At what age do you switch from puppy to dry dog food? My daughter is 14 months old."

"Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as ""acts of God."""

"anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer"

"Cop: There was no else going anywhere nearly as fast as you! Me: I know. I was winning."