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Joke of the Day
"Cop: There was no else going anywhere nearly as fast as you! Me: I know. I was winning."
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"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? a canoe tips."
"Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?"
"Who says, ""Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"" Deafy Duck"
"What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through"
"Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, ""Please wear."""
"I just joined a Tourettes Club took 5 hours to get sworn in..."
"What's red and smells like paint? Red paint"
"Why do mexicans keep getting stuck in the doorway? Because they have to pass through in doors."
"Confucius say... He who farts at church, sits in his own pew."