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Joke of the Day
"My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not as in with a stick' he just died first."
Next Joke
"A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks."
"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"
"Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says ""Safety Zone."""
"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."
"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"
"Friend 1: I was promoted. Friend 2: I got engaged. Friend 3: My wife is pregnant again. Me: One of my selfies almost got 50 likes."
"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."
"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."