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Joke of the Day

"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."

"What Do You Call a Terrible German Hot-dog Stand Owner? The Wurst Guy."

"Three monkeys walk into a bar... I forgot the rest, but your mom's a whore."

"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."

"Who declared west africa ebola-free? Who declared west africa ebola-free."

"Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul"

"Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get."

"ebola jokes ... its all about the execution :')"

"My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges He was caught magenta handed."

"A man drives his truck and runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."