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Joke of the Day

"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."

"There are 10 Types of People in the World... Those that understand binary...and those that don't."

"In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs."

"A guy walks into a bar and says, ""I'm going to shoot whoever slept with my wife""! A man shouts from the back, ""You don't got enough bullets, bud""!"

"person: what is your dog's name me: he won't say"

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp. &nbsp; &nbsp; Credit: 3rd grade me."

"Friday!!! I'm so glad you are back. I'm sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."

"What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out"

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"