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Joke of the Day

"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."

"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."

"You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee? Well latte-da."

"Rent in the city is getting ridiculous. I pay $775 to live in a barista's beard. I have 3 roommates."

"How did the worlds strongest man get his title? He came in 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a masturbation contest."

"Fact: it's impossible to look tough while getting a snack from a vending machine. You're all, ""Wheeee! A tiny bag of Cheetos!"""

"I posted something about Turkey in /r/news [deleted]"

"""OOOOOH an email!"" - me, every single fucking time I email myself"

"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."

"I was going to tell some rabbit jokes But people tend not to carrot all about them."