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Joke of the Day

"What does Hitler drink each morning? Some Jews"

"So now i hear donald trump wants to put auto gun turrets on his wall I say, do the coastlines too. Keep out those merpeople!"

"Putin takes over entire world while everybody searches for the missing plane."

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."

"And now, a poem. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Violet is a shade of purple, so you're a lying whore."

"So I was looking over a Jazz tune... My god...this song has more accidentals than an orphanage."

"If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates."

"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."

"I just watched one bird chase another bird from tree to tree for five minutes. It was probably over a stolen tweet."

"My ex wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better!"