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"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
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"When you read an unfunny joke: downvote it."
"How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Five... six... seven... eight!"
"""Yous shall not pass!"" (Gandalfini)"
"Why are divers always so nervous? Because they're always under pressure!"
"I just met my 4 day old nephew yesterday, and today he acts like he doesn't even know me. Kids are assholes."
"A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around."
"""I'm too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time"" ~Management"
"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"
"How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself? It's smoking a cigarette."