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Joke of the Day
"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."
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"[holding an acorn] ""do you still love me?"" Wife yells outside- ""that's not even the same squirrel as yesterday!"" ""Shaddup you!"""
"Its supposed to be drizzy today, so expect a lil wayne."
"How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar? They both have a Tutankhamun."
"You know what they say about incest... It's only relatively bad."
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"
"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"
"How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!!!"
"What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A woman will always blow your paycheck"
"If Gingrich were to win the presidency... ...can we call his current wife the ""third lady?"""