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Joke of the Day

"A man goes for his first prostate exam ""I am sorry doctor, but where can I leave my pants?"" ""Right there where I left mine"" - the doctor says"

"Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio"

"What do you call it when a pimp catches a roomful of hookers snorting coke? A punchline."

"I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'."

"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"

"The US government had a shutdown."

"Bernie Sanders is finally deciding to cut the BS He will now go by: Ernie Anders."

"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."

"I want a girl who asks me to do things that I have to Google."

"My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline."