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Joke of the Day

"A man goes for his first prostate exam ""I am sorry doctor, but where can I leave my pants?"" ""Right there where I left mine"" - the doctor says"

"I've always wanted to get in an accident with someone who has the same exact car as me. MY NECK HURTS! WHO GIVES A FUCK THIS IS COOL!"

"your style so sweet your smile so sweet your voice so sweet your eyes so sweet Your whole life so sweet!! In short; you are a sweetheart"

"What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be? A nail gun"

"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"

"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"

"Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca"

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!"

"Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? It made him mean."

"I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool."