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Joke of the Day

"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"

"Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married."

"There's only 7,100 cheetahs left in the wild. Scientists say they are racing towards extinction."

"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"

"What's the difference between a joke and 100 dicks in your ass? You can't take a joke."

"Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it."

"Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter? Because they take a fence to that."

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Well... none. But their friend did once."

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

"Everyone thought the swordsmith was very persuasive He made a good point"