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Joke of the Day
"Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'."
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"Knock knock...... Who's there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT'S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
"Q. ""Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"" A. ""Because sheep would be too obvious"""
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