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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a couple of asses standing next to eachother in an asparagus field? An ass-pair, I guess?"

"Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix."

"What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party? You might actually get me to sub here."

"""Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."""

"wife: ugh I feel so old me: you're only 36 wife: ugh me: that's like three 12yr olds wife: what me: what"

"The word politics is derived from two words The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite."

"What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn."

"Every thousand years the long rain comes... And with it come the wet walkers..."

"You have to kiss a lot of short, black, flamboyant musicians before you can find your Prince."

"What does being questioned by interpol have in common with cunnilingus? One slip of the tongue and you're in the shit"